Letting The Cat Out Of The Bag

Conversation participants:

Daddy (Age: 33)
Ashlyn (Age: 3)
A.J. (Age: 5)
Location: In the car

Daddy: Ashlyn, do you like cats?
Ashlyn: Yes, I want a baby cat
Daddy: Where do you get a cat?
A.J.: (whispers) Ashlyn, say you buy them at Petsmart.
Ashlyn: You buy cats at Petsmart! But they get mad at you if you buy them!
Daddy: Cats get mad at you if you buy them?
Ashlyn: Yes, cats get mad at you when you buy them.
Daddy: Why do they get mad at you?
Ashlyn: Because they don't like it when you put them in the bag to carry them out!