Got Milk?

Conversation participants:

Daddy (Age: 32)
Ashlyn (Age: 2)
A.J. (Age: 4)
Location: In the kitchen

Ashlyn: *climbs up to table* This A.J.'s milk, dada?
Daddy: Yes. That's A.J.'s milk. It doesn't have a lid, so please don't touch.
A.J.: Yeah, don't touch my milk, Ashlyn.
Ashlyn: Okay. I touch my milk?
Daddy: Sure, baby, you can touch your milk.
Ashlyn: Okay. I touch my milk right now!
Daddy: Okay.
Ashlyn: Dada, I going to touch my milk again.
A.J.: Ashlyn, you're a milk toucher.
Ashlyn: I milk toucher!