Crybaby

Conversation participants:
Daddy (Age: 32)
Ashlyn (Age: 2)
Location: Various

The following are various conversations with my daughter that resulted in tears:

In the car:
Ashlyn: Dada, you have gel in your hair?
Daddy: No, I don't.
Ashlyn: (Crying) You do! You do!
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In a restaurant:
Daddy: Here are your apples, Ashlyn.
Ashlyn: (Bawling) NO! I NOT WANT APPLES!
Daddy: Fine, I'll set them over here.
Ashlyn: GIVE ME MY APPLES!
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In the bathroom:
Daddy: Let's brush your teeth.
Ashlyn: No, I not brush my teeth now.
Daddy: Okay, then off to bed.
Ashlyn: I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEEF FIRST!
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In the bathtub:
Ashlyn: (Playing with a toy Ernie, of Bert & Ernie) Hey Murray! It's Murray!
Daddy: Ashlyn, I think his name is Ernie.
A.J.: Yeah Ashlyn, it's Ernie
Ashlyn: (In tears) That's what I say! I say Ernie!