Real Men Don't Eat Quiche Shop

Conversation participants:

Daddy (Age: 32)
A.J. (Age: 4)
Location: In the car

Daddy: A.J., are you sure you didn't want to go shopping with Mommy?
A.J.: No, that's too boring.
Daddy: You do know that I'm going home to cut the yard, right? That's pretty boring, too.
A.J.: Yeah, but shopping is for girls.
Daddy: Your cousin Cohen went shopping with all the girls.
A.J.: Well, he's just a baby. He doesn't know he's a boy yet.
Daddy: What do you think will happen when he finds out?
A.J.: He's outta there!