You Can't Have It Both Ways

Conversation participants:

Daddy (Age: 32)
A.J. (Age: 4)
Location: At the breakfast table

Daddy: A.J., you've hardly eaten your breakfast. We need to get going.
A.J.: Alright!
Daddy: So what are we going to do today?

A.J.: Daddy, you keep asking me questions and that means I have to talk to you. That's why I'm not eating my breakfast.
Daddy: Point taken.